I've been keeping a log of the funny things D says. Here are some of the highlights...
"Mommy, my butt is broken. Can you fix it?" - after discovering his pj's had a hole
"Daddy and Ravi and me got busy at the park!" - telling me about a trip to the park
"Pacifiers, they need PACIFIERS!" - when asked what babies need
"Daddy, what's wrong with my sister?" "She's tired." "hmmm, I better go check with mommy."
"After I sleep then I will wake up."
That kid's a trip.